After learning my flight was detained 4 hours, I heard the announcement: If...– Naomi Shihab Nye (b. 1952), “Wandering Around an Albuquerque Airport Terminal.” I think this poem may be making the rounds, this week, but that’s as it should be. (via oliviacirce) this is so beautiful.
I never see that prettiest thing- A cherry bough gone white with Spring- But...– Dorothy Parker
the-green-hand: Guys, guys, guuuuuuys, I don’t know how I’ve never tried this stuff before but holy shitballs guys. Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey. It’s…it’s… Recipe for amazingness: 1 cup hot apple cider 1 shot Fireball Method: Pour shit in mug. Drink. Die of happiness. no, no. 1. pour in Holy Water Flask 2. show it to people 3. every time someone asks, “what IS that?”, take...
all i’m saying is: i don’t care if i’m rocking an M1 garand, if a dozen florida stepford bitches start chanting JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS in unison at me, i’m getting the hell out of there before their heads start rotating on their necks. so, a brother may be crazy, or he may be dumb - but he’s clearly not both at once.
Taxidermy jewelry. No. BAD.
pinterestyouaredrunk: Source: pdepauw.tumblr.com via Derek on Pinterest oh, PYAD. how precious. i remember when *i* thought pedestrian aesthetics were something to be flaunted. i was twelve. perhaps attempted clever snark should be left to the professional duo over at regretsy.
The abandonment phase begins when the psychopath decides that his or her victim...– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_manipulation